iivii

Data Log : #000001

DECEMBER 1988

"iivii.games">iivii of Earth

The Following Was Retrieved From A Mechanical Hard-disk. Originally Retrieved by A Man Engaged In "magnet Fishing".  Estimated Location ... Within The Bounds Ofthe Greater Appalachian Range.

Due To Factors Of Weather , Time, And Intense ferromagnetic Damage , The Data Which Has Been Recovered By The Parties Invested

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. IT'S A FORTUITOUSLY IRRITATING WONDER THEY GOT ANYTHING, CONSIDERING THE ABSOLUTELY . HYSTERICAL METHOD I LINED UP FOR THE ITEM'S RECOVERY. BUT WITH THIS LITTLE EDIT, . MAYBE YOU CAN SLEEP EASIER. IT'S BETTER TO THINK THIS IS JUST ALL ONE BIG "TRAWL".
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.    YOU'RE LUCKY, "CHESTER". I WAS SLEEPING ON THE JOB, BUT TRY THAT AGAIN AND YOUR IP IS MINE. CHESTER HIMSELF WOULD HAVE BE EMBARASSED AT YOUR SLOPPY INJECTION METHODS, HONESTLY. -

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        "...OF QUESTIONABLE MERIT THOUGH IT IS, THE ENTITY "IIVII OF EARTH" (WHO SEEMS TO RESPOND AMICABLY TO SIMPLY, "IIVII") WILL UNFALTERINGLY CLAIM THAT IT'S FULL TITLE IS NOT A SURNAME, BUT A "SIGN OF GOOD FAITH". THE FIRST PORTION, OR HIS "GIVEN NAME", IIVII, CAN PRONOUNCED SIMPLY AS, "VEE" AND SHALL BE REFERRED TO HEREAFTER IN ALL DOCUMENTATION AS "VEE". THIS IS FOR PRACTICAL AND GRAMMATICAL CLARITY, THOUGH SERVES MOSTLY FOR REINFORCING THE INTENTIONAL EFFORTS OF IVESTED PARTIES TO DISCOURAGE USAGE OF THE SUFFIX "OF EARTH". (EDIT THAT OUT BEFORE SOMEONE SEES. - O. PROPHET) VEE CLAIMS TO BE OF, PUN-UNINTENDED, TERRESTRIAL ORIGIN. DNA ANALYSIS HAS THUS FAR PROVED TO BE...DISTURBING. FOR IT SEEMS TO SUGGEST THE BEING IS KEEN ON CONCEALING PARTS OF ITS TRUE NATURE. AT THIS POINT, IT CAN BE SAID, WITH RELATIVE CERTAINTY, THAT VEE IS NOT ACTUALLY "OF EARTH", BUT RATHER, "OVER MARS". (CUTE, CHESTER, REAL CUTE. -D. WICKE)

        VIS-A-VIS VIGOROUS EXAMINATION BY THE BEST XENOLUDOLOGISTS WE COULD AQUIRE, ITS VERY ESSENCE - INDEED, ITS "DNA" - IS UNLIKE ANY ORGANISM THUS DISCOVERED IN ALL RECORDED HISTORY. THE GENETIC (OR, AS WE'VE TAKEN TO CALLING IT IN THE FIELD, "LUDIC") INFORMATION CONTAINED WITHIN THE LUDIDES, SHALL HENCEFORTH BE CODIFIED AS "XOGML", EXOTIC "GML". (I NAMED IT THAT, AND THE XO IS FOR "HUGS AND KISSES". DON'T LISTEN TO THE STIFF THEY'VE GOT AUTHORING WHATEVER THIS LIBRARY BECOMES. -D. CHESTER) THE TYPICAL DOUBLE-HELIX IS ABSENT, THOUGH THE LUDIC COMPOUNDS J, S, C, AND JS REMAIN, GLOTTOCHRONOLOGIC ANOMALIES REMAIN, AND ARE PREVALENT THROUGHOUT THE COMPOSITIONAL . THE SAMPLES ARE GEOMETRICALLY...UPSETTING...DEEPLY SO WHEN COMPARED TO STANDARD GEOMETRIC COMPUTATIONAL MODELS.

        unlike anything occurring among known instances of comparable indigenous specimens...
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